Joe Biden in Context

Well, well, well . . . VP Joe has been sent out to be the attack Chihuahua, again. . .

Look, things are not fair. Ryan is young, athletic, smart, knowledgable, and has a full head of hair, and Joe, well, he . . . . Anyhow, the debate between Ryan and Biden just won't be fair. No, it's not right. In keeping with our Dear Leader's vision of the United States as the land of equal outcomes, I propose that Republicans make a special effort to help out ol' Joe as "he's been moving kinda slow . . . "

It is only fair that the Diplomad go first in this effort. A suggested spin for the DNC.

"By now we all have heard the Vice President's speech in Virginia in which he mentioned that the GOP sought to put black people 'back in chains.' We note the mock outrage from the Republicans on this comment, and roundly deny that the Vice President was implying that the Republicans would put black people in some sort of physical, metal 'chains.' The statement must be understood in its full context. The Vice President meant, and the GOP knows this, that were the GOP to win the November election, everybody would have to go shopping in 'chain stores' and eat in 'chain restaurants.'"

Just a thought . . . .